"Kitty"
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow
Meow, meow
Little bag of bones been out all night
Little bag of bones been out all night
Can you hear him, scratchin' at the screen door
Can you hear him, scratchin' at the screen door
Little bag of bones been out all night
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his head
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his rain-soaked hide
He's circlin' around my ankle
He's circlin' around my ankle
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his hide
Hey Kitty won't you come inside
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow
Meow, meow
Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
I'm Lost in his little yellow round eye
Lost in his yellow round eye
Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
Kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans
Kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans
Fuck you, Kitty you're gonna to spend the night
Fuck you, Kitty you're gonna to spend the night
Fuck you, Kitty you're gonna to spend the night outside
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
Touch it, I want to touch it
I wanna touch it, I wanna touch it
I wanna touch it, wanna touch it
I wanna touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty touch it
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
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"Feather Pluckin"
But that's totally
But that's totally
Billions of birdies squawkin' outloud
Talkin' in code to clams in the clouds
They send a secret message, they send it by worm
So vibratin' spiders will receive the word
But that's totally feather pluckin' insane
Ten million monkeys all pick up guitars
(But nobody taught them how)
Five thousand fishies rockin' really, really, really hard
(Nobody taught them how)
Check out Chickey, drivin' Piggy's little blue car
(Nobody taught him how)
Well, flies like to fly 'cuz they don't like to stay
They buzzin' in the ears of the chicken all day
Chicken understand and he pick out the code
Send a subsonic signal through the snot in
The middle of an elephant's long, wet, cold, grey nose
But that's totally feather pluckin' insane
Ten million monkeys all pick up guitars
(Nobody taught them how)
Five thousand froggies rockin' really, really, really hard
(Nobody taught them how)
Check out Chickey, drivin' Piggy's little blue car
(Nobody taught him how)
There's an extra verse here on the PopLlama version
All the froggies had a good time
All the chickies got their toes wet
All the monkeys had a drumset to share
Everybody had a good time
All the froggies had a good time
All the chickies got their toes wet
All the monkees had a drumset to share
Everybody had a good time, oh yeah, said oh yeah
oh yeah, oh yeah, said oh yeah
oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Everybody supernova
Everybody supernova
Everybody supernova
Everybody supernova
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"Lump"
Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally motionless except for her heart
Mud flowed up into Lump's pyjamas
She totally confused all the passing piranhas
She's Lump, she's Lump
She's in my head
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump
She might be dead
Lump lingered last in line for brains,
And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane
Small thing's so sad that birds could land
Is Lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?
She's Lump, she's Lump
She's in my head
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump
She might be dead
Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove
Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love
She spent her twenties between the sheets
Life limped along at subsonic speeds
She's Lump, she's Lump
She's in my head
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump
She might be dead
Is this Lump out of my head, I think so
Is this Lump out of my head, I think so, yeah
Is this Lump out of my head, I think so
Is this Lump out of my head...
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"Stranger"
You, Lynyrd Skynyrd hat
And me, little kitty
Sat across with a velvet jacket
Wild orange hair, and dark, dark eyes
I gawked like a twelve year old smitten
Carla the stripper, straight from L.A.
You seem cool for a naked chick in a booth
Let's be pals someday (in other words)
Put some clothes on and call me
I saw you, it was incredible
Slim, relaxed, buyin' wine at the QFC
On a snowy Saturday night
Black pearls, and I swear you were drinking beer
You were the redhead behind the counter there
I'm the one who fell out of his chair there
You had your dry cleaning and I think you're dreamy
I saw you, it was incredible
Mumbled these words at you, unintelligible
Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma
Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma
Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma
Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma
Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, hey you there, what time is it?
(I saw you, cool, it was incredible)
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"Boll Weevil"
Get down
Let me tell you about a friend of mine
His name's Boll Weevil, check him out
Spends all day on his big butt
And he don't ever, ever get outside
I come to visit, I bring some sunshine
And I just spread it all over the fire
He's stuck on his big couch, stuck in his big shell
He looks at the TV and he's all right
I come from the Drug Lord, the local drug store
Bug is a fly, baby he's never uptight
And I wonder:
Boll Weevil, why don't you get out of your home?
He said, I'm comfortable here, I don't wanna move, I don't wanna leave
I said, Boll Weevil get right out of your home
Good bye, I gotta stay, I'll move some other day bye bye, gotta go to
sleep
And let the tube shine, let the tube shine,
Let the tube shine, let the tube shine
Now I would tell you about Boll Weevil, but that bug is just too scary
He's sittin' there all alone, I try to coach him out, with chocolate pie
But he would not move a muscle, and I tried
To make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Check it out
Boll Weevil get right out of your home
Boll Weevil get right out of your home
Boll Weevil get right out of your home
Boll Weevil get right out of your home
Now I would tell you about Boll Weevil, but that bug is just too scary
He's sittin' there all alone, I try to coach him out, with chocolate pie
But he would not move a muscle, and I tried
To make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining out
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see the sun, make him see the sun
Make him see the god damn sun
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"Peaches"
Movin' to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches
I'm movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat me a lot of peaches
I'm movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
And if I had my little way, I'd eat peaches everyday
Sun soaked in bowls just in the shade
Movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
I'm movin to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches
I took a little nap where the roots all twist
Squished a rotten peach in my fist
And dreamed about you woman
I poked my finger down inside, makin' a little room for a ant to hide
Nature's candy in my hand or can or pie
Millions of peaches, peaches for me
Millions of peaches, peaches for free
Millions of peaches, peaches for me
Millions of peaches, peaches for free
Look Out!
Millions of peaches, peaches for me
Millions of peaches, peaches for free
Millions of peaches, peaches for me
Millions of peaches, peaches for free
Look Out!
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"Dune Buggy"
A little blind spider took the wheel
Navigatin' grass blades completely by feel
Got a sassy chasse, sparkle in the sun
All four small bald fat tires rockin' through the sand and burnin' up
Little dune buggy in the sand
Little blue dune buggy in my hand
Okay, I got a rubber band motor hummin' on the beach, ready for fun
Quit spinnin' that web and come out and play in the sun
Eight thimble sized cylinders to be as smooth as you please
Spider's bad ass fat old abdomen's stuck in the bucket seat
Little dune buggy in the sand
Little blue dune buggy in my hand
Squishy transmission was caught in drive
Spiderman was squintin' at the sand and the sky
Spiderwoman in the front seat, screamin' "go, go, go"
He's ridin' the accelerator down to the floor with his fuzzy little toe
Little dune buggy in the sand
Little blue dune buggy in my hand
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
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"We Are Not Going To Make It"
Wow!
We're not gonna make it
No, no, we're not gonna to make it
'Cuz there's a million better bands
With a million better songs
Drummers who can drum
And singers who can sing
Deep in my heart, I do believe
We're not gonna make it
No, no, we're not gonna to make it
Cuz' we don't have the talent
And we don't have the time
And we don't have the patience
And we don't know how to rhyme
Deep in my heart, I do believe
We're not gonna make it
No, no, we're not gonna to make it
Said no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
We're not gonna make it
We're not gonna...
(yeah, uh, bye)
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"Kick Out The Jams"
Well I've been elected to rock your asses 'till midnight
Well this is my term and I've shaved off my perm, but it's alright
I solemnly swear to uphold the constitution
Got a rock 'n' roll problem, well we got a solution
Just let me be who I am, and let me kick out the jams, yeah
Let me kick out the jams, I done kicked 'em out
Well, I've been selected to orbit the planet in a rocket (in a rocket)
I'm goin' to Mars, I got a message for the poodle in your pocket
(In your pocket)
Well, Mission Control, callin' supernova, the hotline's rockin',
You can come on over, and let us be who we am,
And let us kick out the jams, yeah
Kick out the jams, we done kicked'em out
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"Body"
Little salamander, where did you go?
The edge of the yard
I found you, you know
All brown and hard
I can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
I can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
She goes smooth through my body
Through my body, she goes smooth
She goes smooth through my body
Through my body, she goes smooth
Little killer froggy, where did you hop?
Under the entertainment centre
Realised you just couldn't stop
The worms found a hole in your booty they could enter
And I can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
I can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
You go smooth through my body
Through my body, you go smooth
You go smooth through my body
Through my body, you go smooth
Hey little lizard, where did you slink?
Left your cage door open
Under the basement sink
The drippin' water made your mouldy body eyes open
And I can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
I can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
Can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
Can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
Can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
Can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
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"Back Porch"
Happy with no teeth, happy here in hibernation
Slurpin' on a peach, starin' at the situation
Kitty at my foot, meowin' out a conversation
Rockin' back 'n' forth, that's my only destination
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that.....
Meeeeeeeee-ow, wow, wow, wow
Got a two-string on my lap, total subsonic vacation
Got chicken on the drums, poundin' out a perfect prescription
Got twenty little worms, all plug into amplification
Got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin' bug-eyed monkeys
All arriving at the station
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that.....
Me me meeeee-ow whoa, whoa, whoa
(Chris and Dave's part sung at the same time)
Chris:
I'm sittin' on the back porch, kickin' my legs back, rockin in my
rockin'
chair,Just sittin' there. On the little back porch it's about to fall
apart
So I think I might repair it, just as I'm thinkin about repairin' it
Some little friends come along with some two-string, one string
No string guitars (Hey Chris wanna jam?), and they plug
Them all into the back porch, and they sit around playing all their
favorite songs And kickin back, feelin' real good, real fine, real full
of
the wine
And everything's fine, everything's beautiful, everything's great
And I just feel so good, you know I'm seventy years old and
I'm slurpin' everything through a straw
Dave:
I'm sittin' here on the back porch just eatin' chocolate pudding through
a
straw
And I heated it up on a little sterno stove, tastes just like a warm
body
fluid goin' down, little players comin' 'round, pluggin' in their
instruments, feelin' good
about Themselves, singin' original songs, by the original masters
And I'm sittin' there on the porch, rockin' back 'n' forth in my little
old
chair
But I'm an old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that.....
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"Candy"
Well sugar's only sweetness
Salt is ocean's tears
And you were my only weakness
For years and years and years
You little yellow sweetie
You were hiding in a jar
Now my mind is gone completely
Take off the lid and there you are
You're my candy
Candy
Well the devil, she made sweet candy
Took six days and nights to dream
On the seventh day she rested
Woke up early and made ice cream
Now the devil, she must be a dentist
With deep jawbreaker eyes
Red rope hair, gum drop lips,
Cotton candy thighs
You're my candy
Candy
Chocolate Lava stole my body
And aftertaste stole my mind
Left me danged and down defenceless
And then sweet candy, she said goodbye
Now my teeth are worn and useless
My eyes too sunk to see
My tongue swole up to twice its size
And all I wanna do is eat
Candy, my candy
My candy, my candy
Suckin' on my candy
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"Naked and Famous"
I can't explain glacial motion
Or why Los Angeles don't drop into the ocean
I can't unfold the layers of mystery
Or piece together the tragedy of history
'Cuz those lucky suckers, they don't have to work
Big 3-D billboards and big 30-foot Smurfs
And everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wanna be just like me, I'm naked and famous
I met a poet, said she didn't like the smell of it
Then took her clothes off in a restaurant for the hell of it
I met a DJ who lived in seclusion, reality and sobriety were her only
delusions
And those lucky bastards, they don't have to work
Big 3-D billboards and big 30-foot Smurfs
And everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wanna be just like me, I'm naked and famous
Woo uh hoo hoo hoo
Wow ah hoo hoo hoo
Well, don't get a nosebleed, don't get upset
We can't be naked and famous just yet
There's a big gold dollar sign on the Sunset Strip
And you can send your friend a postcard, it ain't worth the trip
Everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wanna be just like me I'm naked
Everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wanna be just like me I'm naked
Everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wanna be just like me I'm naked
Wow wow yeah
Ah hoo hoo hoo
Whoo
Everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wants to be just like me I'm naked and famous
"Ladies And Gentlemen Part I"
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, what is your desire?
Hello ladies and gentlemen... explosions and fire
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, are you prepared to rok?
Hello ladies and gentlemen... let's rok
Let's rok, let's rok, let's rok
Do you have any idea what it takes to rok?
Every night every day every night
Plug us in and watch us pump out sound
Comin' to you so you don't have to leave town
This is the show, we are the band
Sometimes it just takes you by the hand
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"Lunatic To Love"
I said I loved you and I told you on a Tuesday
You say you're happy but your mind is slidin' sideways
You say you're happy but you're dozy in the theater
The goons keep grillin' me wondrin' - how I'm treatin' ya!
I say she's happy, that's all that matters
I say she's happy, that's all that matters
Her clothes are crappy and her brain is badly battered
You say she's happy, that's all that matters now
That's all that matters now.....
When I get you home... in my room
Between my sheets and I got a chance to tell you, face to face
How I fell about you darlin' now, I say
You're a lunatic to love, you're a lunatic to love
You can hold my hand to stand up
Hey Lunatic
I dropped you off at the asylum on a Friday
You looked like hell but I said that you looked OK
Spent the weekend flailing round the trailer
I had to tie you down and strap on your inhaler
I wish that I could help you feel the cool breeze
Set up an IV of sanity
Say there's a spy in one half of your brain
Spyin' on the other half and it's drivin' you a little insane
But you're happy, that's all that matters
You say you're happy, that's all that matters
Your clothes are crappy and your brain is badly battered
You say you're happy, that's all that matters now
That's all matters right now
When I rescue you from those concrete rooms
Where they keep you tied up to your bed
Giving you shots of electricity every morning at 7am
It's enough to drive a sane person crazy
Baby let me tell you how I feel about you
You're a lunatic to love, you're a lunatic to love
You can hold my hand to stand up
Hey Lunatic
Oh yeah, oh yeah.... Love, Love, Love
Lunatic to love
Lunatic to love
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"Volcano"
Under the island... middle of a mountain
There is a big bad... boomin' system
Blowin' speakers, woofers and tweeters
Amplifiers... melted wires
The party exploded.. the core is corroded
Under ground... the Puget Sound
Cause a shiftin'... and a driftin'
Big black boom box... stuck in the hot rock
It's in there flowin'... it's in there growin'
You don't believe me... that this scenery
Could be a... cold blooded killer
It's gonna blow woa woa woa.... Volcano
Now the island is shiftin'... the plates are liftin
The core is creamy... docile and dreamy
Stopped up and steamy
Happy campers... poop in their pampers
When a mountain... become a fountain
Of white hot lave... molten magma
Super sonic... plate tectonics
Stereo phonic... lava and tonic
The boom is bionic
Sony shut down... magnavox meltdown
Ballistic breakdown
Hi-fi heatwave... lo-fi lava cave
That sulfur smell is... Mt. St. Helens
Pompeii was yellin'...
It's gonna blow woa woa woa... Volcano
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"Mach 5"
I will survive in my mach 5, in my mach 5 I will survive
I bring the hammer down
A tiny crushing sound
And I'm in the yard
Smashing match box cars
An itty bitty crash
And my machine is trash
But I'm blastin' past
With chickey on the dash, chickey on the gas... go chickey
I will survive in my mach 5, im my mach 5 I will survive
The firecracker blow
An urge overload
The wild plastic fire
Smoke from the tire
Layin' a little patch
Without a single scratch
Between the hammer and the rock I
Can see a bright blue mach 5, it's my mach 5
Oh my goodness...
It's the most beautiful
Little thing I've ever seen in my life
It's blue on the outside
And all creamy on the inside... yeah
I can't bring myself to smash it
So I take it for a ride on a
Sunny summer Sunday afternoon
And I'm riding with the top down
Riding with the top down
Riding with the top down
Hell I blew the top right off my car!
I will survive in my mach 5, in my mach 5 I will survive
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"Twig"
Some weepy creepy willow pillow boggy shit
Transcendental big wheel can you feel it
I got a chickey face down trippin' so damn hard
His head splits open stuffin' spills out into the car
Cup of dirty water and a lonely bony frog
Slip me seven dollars and I'll pump it full off smog
Paint a monkey gold, let it loose downtown
You start him with a smile and he'll come back with a frown
He's just a twig in the wind, twig in the wind
I'm think and thin and all right
I'm happy feelin' crappy in my nappy little car
I'm squozen frozen duplicsted drunk in a bar
Tape recorded all distored genius machine... a
Spokes model dipped in refried beans
Piggys pay full price to put their necks on the stumpy
Dusty busty skeletons who pay at the pumpy
Multi nipped rotating D.J. sap
I'm shoulder high in crap and my water wings are flat I'm just a
Twig in the wind
I'm think and thin and all right
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"Bug City"
Well... I... happed to...
Find me a buggy
Comin' out from under a rock in the grass
He got his buggy luggage
No time to talk he's walkin' fast
He's headed for a log where the lady bugs are plentiful
He showed me some brochures and I must say it was beautiful
I'm belly down and bendin' back the blades
Bug stopped just enough for him to say
I'm on my way... to bug citay
I'm on my way... to bug citay
If you want to dance with a buggy
Put all six feet on the ground
A bug will pick up your luggage
And drive you straight into town
When you're safe from the spray and the kitty and the chase
If bugs could make it there they could make it anyplace
Between the sun goin' down and the sun comin' up
Bug city's rockin' yea that feather pluckin' log is lit up
I'm on my way... to bug citay
And they're all going to bug city for the night
And they're all going to bug city for the night
Every single bug that you see on the sidewalk
Is going to bug city for the night
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"Bath Of Fire"
I let my thirsy boots wander all over
And they come home with lies about women
And in the evening toe up to the stars
Sun is comin' up and somethin's feelin' funky
Old moldy korn club stuck in the mud it makes me
Wish for a million dollar view
Spend my last lone quarter on the korn clubs kool aid and
There's nothing else I'd rather do
Nothin' like a bath of fire
To get this deep doqn dirt outta me
Razor fanged rattlesnake only tryin' to protect itself
I had to haul off and blow it's little head away
Sucked out the venom, kept the little skin and
Meat found it's way onto my plate
There go my boots complainin', tell me it's time to go stompin'
I better listen or they'll kick my ass
Hell is down there yawnin', hopin' I fall head first in it
Nothing like a bath of fire
To get this deep down dirt outta me
Nothin' like a bath of fire
To get this deep down dirt outta me
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"Tiki God"
I had a girl and she did me wrong
I didn't let that kind of shit go on too long
Split the clouds and divided the sea
Showed the evil girl how nasty the tiki god could be
She didn't call no more nor bother me
My little tiki god make sure I'd live in peace
One day I read they found a body in the river
Tiki God, make me shake, make me shiver
I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God
When Bobby Brady found the idol in the rubble
Had no idea it would cause so much trouble
When Greg tried to throw it back in the ocean
There was a rumble, an awful commotion
Don't ask me how, but the tiki found Bobby
He thought the idol was some Hawaiian hobby
Turned out the god was mean and vicious
Didn't respond to Bobby's 3 wishes
He had a Tiki God... saves him... he had a Tiki God
So when you're caught up in an evil plot
Your life's in danger and you can hear the shots
Your head is spinning and you're fading fast
How long do you think the kind of fun can last
Your luck will change with a simple motion
I found my idol in a bottle on the ocean
Splits the clouds and divides the sea
And shows those evil guys how nasty those tiki gods can be
You got a Tiki God... saves you... You got a Tiki God
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"L.I.P"
Freckles and eyes of brown
I'll take a big patty of cow
Beautiful pearly statue
I couldn't eat meat without you
Little Indian Princess
Took her off the vegetation
Took her by the arm
Selling e-coli burgers
Couldn't do no harm
Little Indian Princess
Took her off the vegetation
Took her by the arm
Selling e-coli burgers
Couldn't do no harm
I'd use any reason
I'd use any trick
Just to spend my loose change
On a fist sized ice cream cone at Dick's
Little Indian Princess
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"Froggie"
Froggie jumped all over the stage that day
Rolling Stone magazine... sucked him dry and made him king
Froggie let rip with a big burp and
Mick Jagger kissin' froggie's lips... studying films of froggie's hips
His eyes are closed cause he's off in a world of ecstacy
Where froggie folks get the froggie scene and
WATCH HIM JUMP!
The rocker doctor came downtown to write perscriptions by the pound
And froggie spread it all around
Got 50 000 in his flock
He plays arena animal rock
He can barely stand up straight but somehow he does
Make his way directly to the front of the stage and
WATCH HIM JUMP!
The show is over... the band is gone... the crowd is gone...
His girlfriend's gone.. his make-up's all been sweated off and
He's all alone...
He goes to fill that one last perscription...
The one with the deadly description...
He swallows it down...
His brain explodes... his eyes implode... his tiny heart goes peuny
pop...
His shiny legs refuse to hop and he floats on down...
To a burning place... he looks around... for a friendly face...
The band is there patiently waitin' for froggie's brand new sonic
creation
He starts to ribbit... starts to kick it
Rolling Stone magazine made him cry and missed the king
Froggie let rip with a big burp and
Froggie jumped all over the stage that day
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"Toob Amplifier"
Excuse me, can I tell you a story
Sure, lay it on us man
OK, it goes like this
I got myself a brand new tube amplifier
It's large and lovely to behold... la la la la la
I got myself a new tube amplifier
Now I'm gonna blow a big one
I got myself a little tube amplifier
It's large and lovely and it smells just like a dream
I got myself a new tube amplifier
Now I'm gonna blow a big one
I got myself a new big bertha driver
Gonna take to the range
(Take it to the range)
I got myselfa new big bertha driver
Now I'm gonna hit a big one
(300, hit a big one)
I got myself a new cymbal supplier
They're really good they're Sabian
(They're great they're Sabian)
I got myself a new cymbal supplier
Now I'm gonna crash
Now I'm gonna hit
Now I'm gonna blow a big one
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"Supermodel"
Love child of Genghis Khan
And a beautiful busty Amazon
On the Death Star with her God Father
Darth Vader... and 9 months later
But that's impossible
She's super colossal
She'll make a fascinating fossil
Supermodel... oh yea...
Supermodel... not just a regular girl
She made of metal and a million miles high
Hair-do scrapin' the sky
Made it with the Terminator
Schwarzenegger... and 9 months later
But that's impossible
She's super colossal
She'll make a fascinating fossil
Supermodel... oh yea...
Supermodel... not just a regular girl
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"Puffy Little Shoes"
Little puffy cloud with a tounge
Floatin' over a cheese puff rug a lug
If I had a choice between those two
You know I'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes
Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... my puffy little shoes
Little skinny chicken on my plate
Big skinny skinhead he's up to here in hate
If I had a choice between those two
You know I'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes
Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... my puffy little shoes
Won't you take to Chicago
Can you hear me?
I hear and you obey
Puffy little shoes... puffy little shoes yeah urge overkill
Got puffy little
Take a ride inside my eye
And this is what you will likely find
Big hammer mudball breakin' my bones
And soft shoulder salamander up close and alone
And if I had a choice between those two
You know I'd absolutely have to choose the one with the shoes
Little monkey clawin' at my face
And people pack into the ROCK AND ROLL PLACE!!!
If I had a choice between those two
You know I'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes
Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... my puffy little shoes
I hear and you obey
Puffy little shoes... puffy little shoes yeah yeah!
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"Ladies And Gentlemen Part II"
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, hope you enjoyed the show
Goodbye ladies and gentlemen, it's time to go
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, that's all the songs we know
Goodbye ladies and gentlemen, SO LET GO! LET'S GO!
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"Basketball Dream"
I had a dream.... Magic Johnson was ill
He autographed the ball.... small rubber ball.
Ten feet tall.... pig, big puffy shoes.
Are the cameras on.... are the cameras on?
Set the ball down.... went out to the court.
Shot a swish (laugh laugh)
Felt like a.... felt like a pillow.
Went back to his spot.... Magic was gone.
Same old ball..... time to go home.
Pure Frosting
"Love Delicatesion"
I feel lowdown and blue
I didn't have what I wanted
That's when I saw the sign
Outside the place that promised salvation
I gave the waitress my order
She said it'd be just a minute
(I was lookin' at the pies)
You know I was hungry
But not for food
At the love delicatessen
Oh yeah
I'll meet you at the love delicatessen
Oh yeah
Outside the summer sun beat down
On a lusty summer day
Inside the people still had on their shades
They were all in the dark
I heard the bell ring
And my order was up
I could believe the size of the portion
Man my eyes lit up
Here it comes
At the love delicatessen
Oh yeah
I'll meet you at the love delicatessen
Oh yeah
Mmm.. I think I've had my fill
Went to the front counter
To pay the bill
Oh by the way
Give me one of those cherry life savers
And the summer sun beat down
So hard and I was on my way
From the love delicatessen
Love delicatessen
Ill meet you there (x3)
Today
At the love delicatessen
Ok
Ill meet you at the love delicatessen
Oh yeah
Ill meet you at the love delicatessen
Ok
Ill meet you at the love delicatessen
Today
Ill meet you at the love delicatessen
Ok
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"Video Killed The Radio Star"
I heard you on my wireless back in '52
I like awake intent on tuning in on you
If I was young it didn't stop you coming through
oh-a-oh
They took the credit for your second symphony (makes wierd noises)
Rewritten by machines on new technology
And now I understand the supernova scene
oh-a-oh
You met the first one
oh-a-oh
I met your children
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone too far
And now we meet in an abandoned studio
You hear the playback and it seems so long ago
And I remember, the jingles used to go,
oh-a-oh
You were the first one
oh-a-oh
You were the last one
Video killed the radio star
video killed the radio star
In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone too far
oh, yeah
Video killed the radio star
video killed the radio star
In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone too far
Pictures came and broke your heart
Put all the blame on VCR....ready?
Crowd:
Oh, radio star
oh, radio star
Video killed the radio star (repeat 9 times)
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"Mobile Home"
A tiny turtle in a can
I dig a living room in the sand
Poke a toe through a hole in the floor
(Floor!)
And ramble on some more
(Ramble on!)
Mobile home..... My mobile home
My mobile home
I take easy, small and slow
I hang around 'till its time to blow
I take easy, small and slow
(Slow!)
Shed away to lighten my load
(Lighten the load!)
Mobile home..... My mobile home
My mobile home
Mobile home... Go!
In the road
To some highway Pebble Beach
And the bells just out of reach (?)
Lessiana ???? swamp
(Swamp!)
Montana on a mountain top
(On a mountain top!)
Mobile home..... My mobile home
My mobile home
Mobile home..... My mobile home
I got mobile home
Mobile home..... My mobile home
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"Japan"
Big shiny jet plane in the sky
Please drop us off as we go by
We're an American band
And everything is rockin' out of control
When we hit Japan
Faxes from the veiwers on tv
Karioke hokey-pokey on the screen
Dig my toes into the Pacific sand
And everything is rockin' out of control
When we hit Japan (x3)
Yeah, 20 tonnes of Sushi-lovin' fun
(Yum yum)
The kiddy line will thank you one by one
(Arigato)
Please come out to see us when we land
And everything is rockin' out of control
When we hit Japan (x25)
Yeah, hi ya!
Wo-wo-ho-wo-wo-ho-ho-ho
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"Sunshine"
You're the one.. you're the sunshine (x2)
Every time I see you (x2)
Every time
You're the one.. you're the sunshine (x2)
Ooh.....
And I want to be near you
And I want to be where you are
You're a steak and I spear you
You sell beers and a sparkle star
Nestled between a worm and rock
Snuggle it down for sleep time
Long lazy afternoon spent shearing poodles in the park
You're the one.. you're the sunshine (x2)
Every time I see you (x2)
Every time
You're the one.. you're the sunshine (x2)
Ooh.....
And I want to be near you
And I let you to dance on my feet
If I squint I can hear you
Playing all day long in the street
I look for your racecar
Out on the highway
Then you go zooming by me
In your special zooming lane
You're the one.. you're the sunshine (x2)
Every time I see you (x2)
Every time
You're the one.. you're the sunshine (x2)
Ooh.....
You're the one
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"Back Porch (live)"
Yeah!
Drum solo.. drum solo!
Phil Rott!
Ladies and gentlemen.. Mr Phil Rott
Alright here's a song that we actually know
And we actually made it up
So I hope you actually enjoy it
and it goes actually like this
Happy with no teeth, happy here in hibernation
Slurpin' on a peach, starin' at the situation
Kitty at my foot, meowin' out a conversation
Rockin' back 'n' forth, that's my only destination
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that.....
Meeeeeeeee-ow, wow, wow, wow
Got a two-string on my lap, total subsonic vacation
Got chicken on the drums, poundin' out a perfect prescription
Got twenty little worms, all plug into amplification
Got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin' bug-eyed monkeys
All arriving at the station
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that.....
Me me meeeee-ow whoa, whoa, whoa
I'm old.. I'm an old man
I took all my money
And I bought myself a little shacky-condominium outside of Syndey,
Australia
I decided to retire here in Asustralia
Because it's so gosh-damn beatuiful
I love it so tenderly
So much it's just home
Oh so out for underneath the trees
Come a bunch of little chickies
And the buckets and the monkeys
With the one-string, no-string string, two-string guitars
"Hey Chris wanna jam?"
Sure, why not!
But I'm an old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that.....
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"Man"
I'm being hassled by the man
Man
Man
Man
Man
Crush a killer with a thigh bone
Man
You call the cable, make a cozy home
Man
You need a rock 'n' roll singer
Man
You gotta thumb and a finger.....
You got aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
I got one!
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
(Check it out!)
I got one!
Yeah! 1973!
Post '76, Ahhhhhhhh!
One time a was a
Man
Crush a killer with a rock
Man
Ten millon years until you talk
Man
Are you a grunter or a moaner
All you can manage is a boner...
You got aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
Well, I got one!
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
Aposable thumb
I got one!
Alright...yeah, arh!.. arrrrhhh!
Man
You gotta learn to drive a big rig
Man
You lose your hair, you wear a tiny wig
Man
You got something against me
Man
You're gonna have to try and kill me
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
You gotta make me a man
Make me a man
Makin' me a man
Makin' me a man.....
I got one of those thumbs....
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"Tiki Lounge God"
I had a girl and she did me wrong
I didn't let that kind of shit go on too long
Split the clouds and divided the sea
Showed the evil girl how nasty the tiki god could be
She didn't call no more nor bother me
My little tiki god make sure I'd live in peace
One day I read they found a body in the river
Tiki God, make me shake, make me shiver
I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God
When Bobby Brady found the idol in the rubble
Had no idea it would cause so much trouble
When Greg tried to throw it back in the ocean
There was a rumble, an awful commotion
Don't ask me how, but the tiki found Bobby
He thought the idol was some Hawaiian hobby
Turned out the god was mean and vicious
Didn't respond to Bobby's 3 wishes
He had a Tiki God... saves him... he had a Tiki God
So when you're caught up in an evil plot
Your life's in danger and you can hear the shots
Your head is spinning and you're fading fast
How long do you think the kind of fun can last
Your luck will change with a simple motion
I found my idol in a bottle on the ocean
Splits the clouds and divides the sea
And shows those evil guys how nasty those tiki gods can be
You got a Tiki God... saves you... You got a Tiki God
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"Teenage Girl"
They took a hot-rod motor and they put it in her heart
It's a dream location but she's tearing it apart
Tounge-tied and twelve
Staring up at perfect pearls
He's 13, she's 13
She's a teenage girl
Teenage girl (x5)
Skin the surface like a Mach 5 flower
Fibreglass shakin' and it shatters from the power
It's crush and blow
When the engine overflows
That motor's pride
Just say goodbye to Water World
Teenage girl (x5)
Tounge-tied and twelve
Staring up at perfect pearls
He's 13, she's 13
He's 13 teenage girl
He's 13, she's 13 (x2)
Teenage girl
(repeat 4 times)
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"Slip Away"
I had a girl
Yeah.. "had" is the word
I tried to hold on
But it was pretty absurd
She said she loved me
And I said I loved her too
But we weren't having any fun
So what could I do
I let her slip away...
Away....
I let her slip away...
Away...
I had a car
Yeah.. the colour was blue
It kept breaking down
So what could I do
I put an ad in the papaer
You know I called it a steal
Then the ??? ???
And we struck up a deal
I let it slip away...
Away....
I let her slip away...
Away...
I had a thought
You know I thought it a lot
I thought I was smart
And I now I know that I'm not
I let it slip away...
Away....
I let her slip away...
Away...
(repeat 2 times)
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"Cleveland Rocks"
3,4 (x4)
Ahhhhhh...
All this energy callin' me
Back where it comes from
It's such a crude attitude
It's back where it belongs
All the little kids growing up on the skids
Go "Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
Jumpin' Jene Jene and Movin' James Dean
Go "Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
"Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
"Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
"Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
Mamma knows but she don't care
She's got her worries too
Seven kids and a phoneo player
And the rent too
All the little chicks with their chrimson lips
Go "Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
Livin' in sin with a safety pin
Go "Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
"Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
"Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
"Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
I've got some records from World War II
I play 'em just like me grandad do
He was a rocker and I am too
Go "Cleeeveland rocks!"
"Yeah Cleeeveland rocks!"
Cleveland rocks!, Cleveland rocks! (x9 1/2)
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"Lump (Live)"
Hello everybody
Alright!
How.. ooh.. How's it goin'?
So they tell me that everybody down on the floor bought
Our CD to get down on the floor
Thanks very much for buying the CD
Give yourselves a big round of applause
Shame on you people up there
Alright
Here's rock song
Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally motionless except for her heart
Mud flowed up into Lump's pyjamas
She totally confused all the passing piranhas
She's Lump, she's Lump
She's in my head
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump
She might be dead
Lump lingered last in line for brains,
And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane
Small thing's so sad that birds could land
Is Lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?
She's Lump, she's Lump
She's in my head
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump
She might be dead
Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove
Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love
She spent her twenties between the sheets
Life limped along at subsonic speeds
She's Lump, she's Lump
She's in my head
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump
I do beliveve that she's dead
(Dead as a doornail)
Is this Lump out of my head, I think so
Is this Lump out of my head, I think so, yeah
Is this Lump out of my head, I think so
And that's all I have to say about that
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"Hot Carl"
Hot...Carl (x4)
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Rare PUSA Songs
"Candy Cigarette"
Three PM and she's under the covers
Dumpster breath she's my hungover lover
Strong as steel, four olive martini
Hand on her head and one on my weinie
She's in bed, she's suckin' on a candy cigarette
She's in bed, she's suckin' on a candy cigarette
She's in bed, suckin' on a candy cigarette
Suckin' on a candy cigarette
Three PM and we're slow to recover
We're hangin' out and well hungover
This Ernie Steele's makes a mean martini
So pass the fire and light me sweetie
She's in bed, suckin' on a candy cigarette
She's in bed, she's suckin' on a candy cigarette
She's in bed, suckin' on a candy cigarette
Suckin' on a candy cigarette
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"Ça Plane Pour Moi"
Comment allez vous?
Un, deux, trois, quatre
Yam! Bam! Mo chat "Splash"
Git sur mon lit
A bouffe sa langue
En buvant (tronc) mom whisky
Quant a moi
Peu dormi, vide, brime
J'ai eu un flash
Hou, hou, hou, hou
En quatre couleurs
Ça Plane pour moi
Ça Plane pour moi
Ça Plane pour moi moi moi moi
Ça Plane pour moi
Hou, hou, hou, hou
Ça Plane pour moi
Allez hop !
Un matin
Un (louloute) est venue chez-moi
Poupee de Cellophane
Ceveux chinois
Un sparadrap
Une gueule de bois
"You are the king of the people!"
Qu'elle me dit en passant
Hou, hou, hou,hou
I am the king of the people.
Ça Plane pour moi
Ça Plane pour moi
Ça Plane pour moi moi moi moi
Ça Plane pour moi
Hou, hou, hou,hou
Ça Plane Pour moi
(Back to verse 1)
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"Carolyn's Bootie"
I caught a glimpse of Carolyn's Bootie
As she was going from the bathroom into my bedroom (into my bedroom)
Somethin' about a curse did something to my penis
She's got the curves just like on the Venus de Milo (Venus de Milo)
Later on, I laid my hands on her
Later on, I laid my hands on her
Later on, I laid my hands on her
Later on
I caught a glimpse of Carolyn's Bootie
As she was getting dressed for work in my room (in my room)
I saw the moonbeam shine on her bootie,
I saw the sunbeam shine on her butt, I like it (me like it)
Later on, I laid my hands on her
Later on, I laid my hands on her
Later on, I laid my hands on her
I wanna kiss some bootie
Curvaceous
So delicious
Mmmm Nutritious
B-b-b-b-b-b-bodacious
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"Christmas Piglet"
Merry Christmas everyone
Ha ha ha ha
Thankyou!
Christmas....
Christmas piglet in the snow
Holy piglet aren't you cold?
(Chris..)Little piglet in the snow
Holy piglet ho ho ho
Rock little piglet!
Yeah, oh, alright
Christmas... (what a wonderful time of year)
Christmas piglet in the snow
Holy piglet aren't you cold?
(Aren't you cold now piglet?)
Christmas piglet there in the snow
Holy piglet ho ho ho
Holy moly, laides and gentlemen
Live from New York City now!
Yeah!!!!!!!
Can I have my presents now?
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"Confusion"
Confusion, I trashed me life
Confusion, get me out of my site
Confusion, she just annoys ya
Confusion, do I love her or do I just destroy her
No matter what I do, I can't seem to kick it, and bustin' through
My confusion, thats what I've got
I want you out, out, out, out, out of my head
I want you out, out, out, out, out of my head
I want you out, out, out, out, out of my head
I want you out, out, out, out, out of my head
Right now
Confusion, rotting from the inside out
Confusion, shocked from the brain drain out
Confusion, how do I feel
Confusion, you don't seem real to me at all
No matter what I do, I can't seem to kick it and bustin' through
Confusion, thats what I've got
Confusion
Confusion
Confusion
Confusion ( that's what I've got )
Confusion ( that's what I've got )
Confusion ( that's what I've got )
Confusion ( that's what I've got )
Confusion ( that's what I've got )
Confusion ( that's what I've got )
Confusion ( that's what I've got now )
Confusion ( that's what I've got )
Confusion ( that's what I've got now )
Part's 1 & 2 at same time
1)
Confusion ( that's what I've got )
Confusion ( that's what I've got now )
Confusion ( that's what I've got )
Confusion ( that's what I've got now )
Confusion
2)
I want you out, out, out, out, out of my head
I want you out, out, out, out, out of my head
I want you out, out, out, out, out of my head
I want you out, out, out, out, OUT of my head
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"Devil In A Sleepin' Bag"
We here headed to Seattle
Promotion sickness on the road
Takin' it home to rock it out for the kids
Dropped a tranny, jumped a railroad
And went through a music store
If you wnat to buy a van we're taking bids
And the Devil shivered in his sleepin' bag
he said traveling down the road is such a drag
If we make it home by Friday we can brag
And the Devil shivered in his sleepin' bag
Well i just got back from Austin
Ron and Guy-O done it all
Funky Weasles there for all the world to see
Lord, i hear an angel strummin'
In a bar under the stars
Junior Brown, Junior Browne, pick for me
And the Devil shivered in his sleepin' bag
he said traveling down the road is such a drag
If we make it home by Friday we can brag
And the Devil shivered in his sleepin' bag
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"Farm Foods"
Movin' to the country... gotta eat a lot of farm food
Movin' to the country.. gotta eat me a lot of farm food
Movin' to the country... gotta eat a lot of farm food
Movin' to the country... gotta eat a lot of farm food
Farm food's grown with a plant
Raised and planted by hu-mans
Riding tractories around
And no matter where I might stay
I'll eat farm food every day
Get it down at the grocery
Movin' to the country... gotta raise a lot of farm food
Movin' to the country.. gotta raise a lot of farm food
Movin' to the country... gotta raise a lot of farm food
Movin' to the country... gotta raise a lot of farm food
Took a little sap from a maple tree
Raised some chickens to ???
And dreamed about green acres
Pushed my basket down the aisle
The supermarket stretched for a country mile
Nature's bounty for a ??? or pie
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah
Bushels of farm foods.. farm foods for me
Acres of farm foods.. farm foods you see
Truckloads of farm foods.. farm foods for me
Millions of farm foods.. farm foods you see
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"Fuck California"
I'm in the mountains
They're so beautiful and crystal clear
They scrape the clouds with their top
(and fuck California)
The air's so clear
I drink it in it makes me drunk
I fall down and fall asleep
(and fuck San Fransico)
I dream of some little evil land
With twisted little cragily experiences
Down below the Oregon Border
(and fuck San Bernardino)
I'm there in my dreams
I'm there in my nightmares
And I got to sing about it all day long
(and fuck weed)
You've been naked in the sunshine
You've been buried in the sand
You've been living on the fault line
In a chemical plant
I've been pounding up and down I-5
Highways wanader such a blast
If only I could erase L.A.
The trip wouldn'ta went so fast
This city is so beautiful
The clouds come out in the fall
And I love to see them back
(and fuck California!)
Even on a cloudy day
The sun pokes out through at the end of the day
To make a little sunset experience even though you're depressed
(and fuck Santa Cruz)
Ohh I'm in Central Oregon now
Driving my little tin blue can
And I hear green onions sing
(and fuck W????)
Green onions on the little stereo
And I feel like I'm going the right way
Northway North, North, North, North, North!
(Yeah keep goin' north boys!)
(all right!)
(Yahoo!)
Sonic cookie on the outside
Pure frosting all alone
You've been fucking Winona Ryder
And she got crabs on your bone
The only good thing about California
Is the band that I saw
They held there breath to shout out Supernova
They were playing in a shopping mall
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"George Of The Jungle"
George, George, George of the Jungle
Strong as he can be
Watch out for that tree
George, George, George of the Jungle
Lives a life thats free
Watch out for that tree
When he gets in a scrape
He makes his escape with
Help from his friends an
Ape named Ape
And his elephant shep can fetch a log
He's mans best friend he's George's dog
George, George, George of the Jungle
Strong as he can be
Watch out for that tree
George, George, George of the Jungle
Friend to you and me
Watch out for that tree
Hear him holler swing and sing
All the animals come to the jungle king
So grab a vine and swing in time
If you smack a tree just pay no mind
Like...
George, George, George of the Jungle (x13)
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"Let's Lynch The Landlord"
The landlord's here to visit
They're blasting disco down below
Sez, I'm doubling up the rent
Cause the building's condemned
You're gonna help me buy City Hall
But we can, you know we can
But we can, you know we can
Let's lynch the landlord
Let's lynch the landlord
Let's lynch the landlord man
I tell them "turn on the water"
I tell em "turn on the heat"
Tells me "all you ever do is complain" yeah
Then they search the place when I'm not home
But we can, you know we can
But we can, you know we can
Let's lynch the landlord
Let's lynch the landlord
Let's lynch the landlord man
There's rats chewin' up the kitchen
Roaches up to my knees
Turn the oven on, it smells like Dachau, yeah
Til the rain pours thru the ceiling
But we can, you know we can
But we can, you know we can
Let's lynch the landlord
Let's lynch the landlord
Let's lynch the landlord man
Let's lynch the landlord man
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"Monkey River"
In the hazy light I see
Lonely croak, dark green dreams
I got no paddle and I got no shoes
I'm solo in a raw hide canoe
Hundreds of thoes little bug eyes
Them drooly running glassy eyes
Smiling through the foggy soup
I crack a grin and laugh in tune
I would love to float on
Monkey River
Sad life hangin' out on a limb
Purple Paul pluckn a guitar
All string broke except for one
Careful chimp
Rest the bass
Water's only shodow deep
Monkey's dip into the river
Black and blue moon light up the leaves
Cypress branches chuckle and shiver
I would love to float on
Monkey River
Tiny fingers hold my hope
Felling full of water and holes
Look like killers but they mean no harm
I know them all my brothers.....
An on the last on duck's boat
Monkey's wave goodbye
Patch my boat with chewing gum
This purple haze is easy on my
I'd love to float on Monkey River
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"More Rok!"
Hey you know what I just wanted to let you people know
Out there in the world
That right now somewere in the world
At this moment probably listening to this on Christmas day, you know
Somewere in the world its not Christmas
But where you are it is you know
Because that's a special time
Its Christmas
Christmas (x3)
Every single day of the year
Christmas (x4)
Every single day of the year
Every single day of the year
Alright its time to get dizzy in the Christmas spirit
Christmas (x4)
Get everything together
Christmas (x3)
Even in some stormy weather
Its Hanukkah
Hanukkah (x3)
Yeah everyday
Its Hanukkah
Hanukkah (x3)
Yeah (x4)
Its Christmas time now
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"New York Groove"
New York Groove
New York Groove
I'm just talkin' about Shaft
Shut yo mouth!
Many years since I was here
On the street I was passing my time away
To the left and to the right
Bulidings towering to the sky
It's out of sight
In the dead of night
Here I am
And in the city
With a fistful of dollars
And baby, you better believe
I'm back, back in the New York Groove
I'm back, back in the New York Groove
I'm back, back in the New York Groove
I'm back, in the New York Groove
Back, in the New York Groove
In the back of my Cadilac
Wicked lady sitting by my side
Saying "where are we?"
Stopped at 3rd and 43
Exit through the night
It's gonna be extacy
The place was meant for me
It feels so good tonight
Who cares about tomorrow
So baby, you better believe
I'm back, back in the New York Groove
I'm back, back in the New York Groove
I'm back, back in the New York Groove
I'm back in the New York Groove
I'm back in the New York Groove
I'm back, back in the New York Groove (x18)
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"Novocaine Hurricane"
Time will forward into insanity
I have got the cure
Eighteen miles off, off the beaches and
It will hit the shore
Siren blasting out the storm warning so
Line up extra dumb
You should be extra careful
But I know you're not that numb
She freaks out, she leaks out
Hurricane
I slide in, Injectin'
Novocaine
A Novocaine
A Novo..
Ramble on and on and on and
You got nothing left to say
This will come to a semi-happy ending
When I know that you're OK
Hurricane, Novocaine
I will never be the same
Will you please calm down
Never will I ever be in lover of the weather
When the storm comes out of your mouth
She freaks out, she leaks out
Hurricane
I slide in, Injectin'
Novocaine
She freaks out, she leaks out
Hurricane
I slide in, Injectin'
Novocaine
Novocaine
Nova
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"Road Runner"
You're on the highway and Road Runner goes beep-beep
Just step aside or you might end up in a heap
Road Runner, Road Runner runs on the road all day
Even the Coyote can't make him change his ways
Road Runner, the Coyote's after you (beep-beep)
Road Runner, if he catches you your through (x2)
That Coyote's really a crazy clown
When will he learn that he'll can get to mow him down
Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone
Runnin' down the road his idea of havin' fun...
That Coyote's really a crazy clown
When will he learn that he'll can get to mow him down
Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone
Runnin' down the road his idea of havin' fun...
Road Runner, the Coyote's after you (beep-beep)
Road Runner, if he catches you your through (x4)
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"Robert Goulet (On The River Nile)"
Standing up high on a mountain top
Looking at the valley below
Mary Poppins flies by on a rattlesnake and
I burry my head in the Egyptian snow
Robert Goulet on the River Nile
Blue moon winking at the sky
Look ????? ??? in his big ol' smile
Crowching in the weeds
I watch the boat float by
They float by
They float by
Meltromay kissing a camel lip
His pinky ring glistening in the sun
Back-up band is a monkey and a horse
Mel can barely bow when the band is done
Eating gourmet on a by-plane wing
Her silver tooth blinding the crowd
Pilot does a barrell roll flip and stallin
And a chorus girl mosh pit breaks her fall
We brake her fall
Brake her fall
Yeah
Do-do-do-do-do-do
Hey...
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"Shout It Out Loud"
Well the night's begun
And you want some fun
Do you think your gonna find it
(Think you're gonna find it)
You gotta treat yourself like number one
Do you need to be reminded
(Need to be reminded)
It doesn't matter what you do or say
Just forget the things you've been told
We can't do it any other way
Everbody's got to rock and roll
Whoa-oa-oa!
Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud
Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud
If you dont feel good
Thre's a way that you could
Don't sit there broken-hearted
(Sit there broken-hearted)
Tell your friends in the neighberhood
Get the party started
(Get the party started)
Don't let them tell you that there's too much noise
They're too old to really understand
You still get rowdy with the boys and girls
Becuase its time for you to take a stand
Yeah-yeah-ee!
Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud
Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud
Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud
(You gotta have a party) (x7)
Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud
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"Show Us Your ID"
Hi this is Dave Dederer from
The Presidents Of The United States Of America
And your listening to....
Alright
Seattle
Portland
Portland
San Fransisco
Los Angelos
New York
Tulsa
Houston
Dallas
Pensicola
Raleigh
Durham
Ahh Washington DC
Grand Rapids Michigan
Hello there, ah, hello there my name is Jason
I'm an actual member of the professonal rock band
The Presidents Of The United States Of America
You are listening to.... you name here
Thank you good night
Hello, good evening and welcome I am
Chris I am in the Presidents Of The United States Of America
And your tuned to....
And this is our fabulous little tune called Dune Buggy
Were very proud of it and we hope you are too... (here we go)
W k a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
The end
The edge
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Live z 90 89 88 87 86 85 84 am fm 90's 91 92 93
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Hi were the Presidents of the United States of America
and your listening to
And this is our song Dune Buggy
1 2 3 4 Lump
1 2 3 4 Peachies (laugh) peachies folios notebooks
1 2 3 4 Kitty
1 2 3 4 Peaches
Alright!
Thanks alot we love you good night
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"Spoonman"
All my friends are green and red
All my friends are stop signs, Spoonman
All my friends are big and tall
All my friends shop at the shopping mall, Spoonman
Spoonman, take my problems with your hands
Save me, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
Spoonman
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"Supersonics"
So welcome to the game
Ladies and gentlemen shout the name
Seattle SuperSonics
Are basketball bionic
And Gary Payton was on
Bounce pass up court to Shawn
And the crowd sang along
(chorus)
SuperSonics oh yeah (crowd)
SuperSonics
(Kevin Calabro:)
Not just a regular team
Nate McMillan with it, he is free over to Shremp
In the corner, Gary wide open, he deLIVERS! YES!
Gary Payton hits the three... aye caramba!
15 seconds to play
Detlef with the baseline J
Up court fast break invaders
The slam dunk terminators
Fans can rattle the roof
Nothing but net Big Smooth
Five guys in a groove
(chorus)
SuperSonics oh yeah (crowd)
SuperSonics
(Kevin:) not just a regular team
Get up Reign Man and make 'em good!
Golly is that kid strong! Oh it's getting weird in here...
Oh Ali Baba... nobody do the voodoo like you do!
SuperSonics oh yeah (x8)
SuperSonics
(Kevin:) not just a regular team... YOUR Seattle SUPERSonics!
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"Tiny Christmas"
You know Christmas time is a lovely time of the year
You can crack a little soda, get a present, and have yourself a beer
You can make everybody scream
When you dress up like Santa and
Come down the stairs
And open all the presents
Christmas is a crazy crazy crazy crazy time of year
You can enjoy the snow
Or if you live around Seattle you can enjoy the rain
You can pluck yourself a tune on a tiny guitar
Cause Christmas is a time for hanging around inside
Eatin' all the rubarb pie
Makin people happy with a present or two
Cause Christmas is a tiny little time of year
You can warm your nose and your knees and your ears
Inside with a fire that's large
I don't know what rhymes with large
Maybe your mom's name is Marge
That would be nice
Christmas is a fabulous invention
I think they even have a Christmas convention
Down at the Holiday Inn you can go meet Santa
And then sit on his lap and get yourself a present
And you can already tell I'm makin' this up as I go along
Mellowin' out makin' up a tiny Christmas song
Cause we all know Jingle Bells
And Deck the Halls too well
So it's time for a brand new Christmas carol
Christmas is a fabulous time of year
Yes it is, so hold me near, near
I wanna make it happen
Open them presents and there wrapping
Mind me, cause i got what i wanted
But thats no the point now no
Cause the point is to be with the ones that you love
To not be on tour with the band that you love
But to be home nuzzlein' with your
Favorite person in the world who ever that might be
Just go ahead and nuzzle up cause its Christmas time
Merry Christmas everybody
from the Presidents Of The United States Of America
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"Too Much Monkey Business"
Runnin' to and fro, hard
Workin at the mill
Never fail, get the mail
He comes a rotton bill
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
Say me
Talkin to me
Tryin' to run me up a creek
Say you can buy ????
You can pay me next week
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
Long-haried, good lookin'
Tryin' to get me hooked
Want me to marry, buy a home
Settle down, write a book
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
Same thing every day
Gettin' up, going to school
No need to be complainin'
My objection's overruled
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
Pay phone, somethin' wrong
??? ???? ???? ????
???? ???? ???
I'll sue the operator for tellin' me a tale
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
Working at the fillin' station
Too many tests
Wipe the windows, check the tires
Check the oil and the gas(?)
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business
Don't want your operation, get away from me
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"TV Eye"
See that kid
Flat on his back
See that kid
Flat on his back
He got a TV eye on me
He got a TV eye
He got a TV eye on me, oh
See that girl
Flat on her back
See that girl
Flat on her back
She got a TV eye on me
She got a TV eye
She got a TV eye on me, oh
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"Twig in the Wind"
Creepy, weepy, willow, pillow buggy shit
Transcendental big wheel, can ya feel it?
I got a chickey face down, trippin' so damn hard
His head splits open, stuffin' spills out into the car
Cup of dirty water and a lonely boney frog
Slip me seven dollars and I'll pump it full of smog
You paint a monkey gold, let him loose downtown
You start him with a smile, he'll come back with a frown
He's just a twig in the wind, a twig in the wind
A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind
Thick and thin and alright
mmm-mmm
mmm-mmm
mmm-mmm
hmm-mmm
I'm happy feeling crappy in my nappy little car
Squozen, frozen, duplicated, drunk in a bar
Tape recorded all distorted genius machine
I'm spokesmodel dipped in refried beans
And piggies' fateful price to put their heads on the stump
The dusty, busted, skeletons will pay at the pump
The multi-nippled rotating DJ sap
I'm shoulder high in crap and my water wings are flat
I'm just a twig in the wind, a twig in the wind
A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind
Thick and I'm thin and alright
Solo time (hey look at me!)
I'm twig in the wind, a twig in the wind
A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind
A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind
Well alright, yeah, yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah
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"Wake Up"
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la,
When I wake up... I lie in bed
Sometimes I read and then I prop up my head
I read books... but mostly magazines
When I wake up... and I'm just lying in bed
Just lying in bed
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la
When I finally get up... I meet my feet touch the floor
Look out the window... stick my nose out the door
I check the temperature... I check the air
That and my mood... decide what I wear
When I wake up...
Ooh la, la, la, ooh la, la, la
Ooh la, la, la, ooh la, la, la
Ooh la, la, la, ooh la, la, la
Ooh la, la, la, ooh la, la, la
When I wake up... I lie in bed
Sometimes I read and then I prop up my head
I read books... but mostly magazines
When I wake up... and I'm just lying in bed
Just lying in bed
Ooh la, la, la, ooh la, la, la
Ooh la, la, la, ooh la, la, la
Ooh la, la, la, ooh la, la, la
Ooh la, la, la, ooh la, la, la
Ooh la, la, la, ooh la, la, la
Ooh la, la, la, ooh la, la, la
Ooh la, la, la, ooh la, la, la
Ooh la, la, la, ooh la, la, la
Oooooh
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Gone Again Gone (by Chris Ballew w/surviving Morphine members)
Transcripted by Mike Lyon
I must've gone 5,555 miles
Just to gauge the corners of your mouth when you smile
Now I sit here by the fire
Wondering out loud:
Did the force that we created shatter helpless on the shoreline?
Did the mud between out toes really dry up all that quickly?
Could the lava of our love freeze up in the warm summer dawn?
And it did not work out for us just like we planned
So I'm (he's) gone
And it did not work out for us just like we planned
Gone again gone (x2)
Well I knew a gifted man
Stayed 16 all his days
A dry and dark romantic
Who vanished in the haze
And he stood all tall and saintly with his Perry Mason poems
And his customized spirit, chuckling sly and quiet, mumbling
And we all leaned in to listen to the solid gold instructions
Then he got up from the party and left us all alone without his song
And it did not work out for us just like we planned
So I'm gone
And it did not work out for us just like we planned
So I'm gone
And it did not work out for us just like we planned
Gone again gone (x3)
Let's go
There was a preacher with a weakness
For lurking late at night
He found an evil congregation
Squinting in the moonlight
And all the pickle-hearted sinners had all lined up for the winnings
And the devil came and every evil deed he'd ever attempted
And a train made of solid gold came rumbling to the station
And conductors full of promises whistled for the sinners to get on
We had to get on
And it did not work out for us just like we planned
So I'm gone
And it did not work out for us just like we planned
So he's gone
And it did not work out for us just like we planned
So he's gone
Gone again gone (x17)
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Beach Rats (by SUbSET)
transcripted by Tony Carroll
Bet y'all didn't know rats could surf
here we go, rolling to a town that we don't know. sitting hella low g s fo'
double O.
scooting up the one-oh-one california sun, big mix can't get nothin' done.
pushin' about two-five, coming up the hard rock. hell no mix i was ready
to knock.
see my sister named carla - "baby what you doing in santa barbara?"
five-six with a blond weave and blue contacts with sandy kness.
baby what you been doing, that culture shock got ya' ruined.
i'm a take advantage of the situation, have a little relations.
oh rich folks ain't all that, cause
Santa Barbara Got Rats -- Beach Rats
Santa Barbara Got Rats -- Big Old Beach Rats
I ain't with these blue eyeballs and this gold hat but i like that stack.
Baby come to daa-daa with your jogging suit and your pasta.
she's a health nut and i'm a fat ass, but i wants that ass.
the stereotype has been cracked, cause
Santa Barbara Got Rats -- Beach Rats (yeah, rich rodents, yeah)
Santa Barbara Got Rats -- Big Old Beach Rats
Shake it down!
now it ain't nothing wrong with a pair of platform shoes
and a few loose screws with a slight knee bruise.
we cruise looking for the dumdums to hum hum on this yum yum.
carla's just my type maybe not that bright kinda late with the idea like.
plus she got a big shot daddy he wrote prop 209 so he happy.
but guess who's coming to dinner, some big rap guy front and center.
it ain't what you do, girl, it's who you do, so let's do the do.
and drop your surfboard, jump in the lexo, don't make a mess though.
headed for the ho ho, on the flo' though, we'll go go like that-
Santa Barbara Got Rats -- (yeah, they got 'em) Beach Rats (right on the
coastline)
Santa Barbara Got Rats -- Big Old Beach Rats
To the bridge!
Let me jump up on this rodent!
Ride that beach rat, ride mix ride! x4
Yea, from the coastline to the ghettos
from the condos to the mobile homes
from the upscale to the trailer trash
rats don't change, rat's don't change
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Addicted to the Fame (by SUbSET)
transcripted by Tony Carroll
Who is it man? Who's at the door?
What time is it? What time is it?
Who is it?
Self esteem ain't what it seemed on your tv screen
i was cool but it's fame that i fiend for.
let the dream go and keep it on the lo-lo
and i know i had to get my lumps and my humps though.
i'm living life without a boss, never thought of the cost
all i knew was how to HO TOSS!
mad mothers in my rearview
i'm disrespecting the girls i said i loved in my interviews
half the year i'm on my tour bus
with my girl at home beggin' to fly out and kick it with us
and i just say i'm outta cell phone range with these two gold rings
and this H-bone chain
i'm like lovin' these groupies - they loosey, personal massuesy
face scrubbin's a duty - uh
i done changed but i can't see the clock
crosshairs locked, who the target? Mix-a-lot
Conscience wake him up
fame said shut him up
telephone pick it up
fame said hang it up
females don't touch
fame said hook it up
mom said save it up
fame said spend it up - Fame!
I'm addicted to the faayayayayayayayme.
I'm addicted to the fame.
Fame, if they could put it in a pipe
i was first in line to get my screen wiped
i had the green light to get the mad cracking
keep the banks stackin' and gold diggers askin'
about the lack of plants in my house
because i'm a bachelor, baby needs a WAY OUT!
but the girls with the fringe benefit of the drug
double dropping cells on my white rug
and that's the way that i was living too much dough giving
a dirty windshield'll give a man blurred vision
i used to call moms twice-da-week
but i slipped when my vein drug peaked - yea
fame, will put an "F" on your chest and that's real
but remember this - FAME KILLS!
and just to put it in perspective
Selena left us in Texas - best friend suspected.
Conscience wake him up
the fame said shut him up
telephone pick it up
the fame said hang it up
females don't touch
the fame said hook it up
mom said save it up
the fame said spend it up -
Fame, fame, chicka fame, fame.
I'm addicted to the fame, fame, chicka fame, fame.
I'm addicted to the fame, fame, chicka fame, fame.
I'm addicted to the fame, fame, chicka fame, fame.
I'm addicted to the fame.
I'm addicted to the faayayayayayayayme.
(I'm addicted to the...)
Well the drug is green but it ain't no weed
it's a need to succeed at accelerated speeds
yea - record labels was pushing for pop hits
i was torn between the grassroots and double D tits
can't cry wallet man
when you know it's the fame that made you put the gold things on your
(blastain?)
you got the need to show 'em up
cause they said you was fake and you was never blowin' up
so you throw 'em up
to feel hard and accepted by some weak ass MC's the companies rejected
and i'm knowing how it is cause i done tried the fame drug
and went from name mud to big stud
i got juiced and lobster but i still want grits
leavin' beverly hills to get my ghetto kicks
but did i do it in time to save my spot
or will they make it all stop?
Will they stop my fame?
I'm addicted to the fame.
I'm addicted to the fame.
I'm addicted to the fame.
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Are You Going to the Weird Al concert? (by Creepy Stick)
transcripted by Insane Ian
"...here we are (see what happens)...face to face, a coupla of a silver
spoons..."
"...a coupla of silver spoons (Ye-heah!)...signin' up, a coupla of silver
spoons..."
I'm all out of nachos
I call my pal
"Whatcha gonna do?"
"I'm gonna go see 'Weird Al'"
My mom drives one way
Your mom drives home
Where's my ten gallon hat?
It's Sty-ro-phoam!
Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
"Weird Al" show?
Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
Well, ya gotta go!
I've been known to shave
I got happenin' hormones
I think I'll call a girl
On the phone!
I've been known to bathe
My little head
Get me home by ten
I gotta be in bed!
I had to leave home
I felt so caged
But when i got to the arena
My mom had me paged!
PAGED!
Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
"Weird Al" show?
Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
Well, ya gotta go!
Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
"Weird Al" show?
"Weird Al" concert?
Well, ya gotta go!
Go! Yeah, Go! GO!
I Like 'Weird Al"
My brother likes "Weird Al"
My sister likes "Weird Al"
YOUR MOTHER LIKES "WEIRD AL"!
Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
"Weird Al" show?
Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
Well, ya gotta go!
Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
"Weird Al" show?
Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
Well, ya gotta go!
Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
"Weird Al" show?
Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
Well, HIDDY!
HIDDY!
HO!